Absurd Creature of the Week:
Ferocious, Fearless Mantis Shrimp Is the Honey Badger of the Sea
by Matt Simon
These are the stomatopods, some 550 known species of mantis shrimp that range from less than an inch long to well over a foot. They’re feisty, beautifully complex creatures that strike so quickly that they momentarily superheat the water around their spring-loaded clubs to a temperature nearly as hot as the surface of the sun.
They may not be particularly big, but they will fight just about anything that so much as looks at them funny. Octopuses, humans, each other — you name it. You see, the mantis shrimp doesn’t grab ass. It kicks it.
Mantis shrimp are split into two groups. Smashers methodically dismember and knock their prey unconscious. Spearers impale fish with spikey appendages, much like their insect namesake. The speed and power with which these creatures strike simply defies logic. While the spearers can lash at their prey in a mere 20 to 30 milliseconds, the smashers can be 10 times as quick. This is the fastest predatory strike on the planet…
(read more: Wired Science)
amazing motherfucking photos by Roy Caldwell
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half the enjoyment of this show for me is all the puns they cram in per episode
Anyone notice that the neighboring store’s name is always different? Johnny Razor’s totally normal candy store is my favorite. That or Don’t go there: Cautionary sign store.